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This list was submitted by Crystal Balls on Wednesday, December 26th, 2018 at 1:15 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Robert DuvallAlive94
7Valerie Harper August 30th, 201980
6Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
5Dick Van DykeAlive99
4Sandy KoufaxAlive?
3Christopher PlummerFebruary 5th, 202191
2Christopher WalkenAlive81
1Pending Fame Committee Review 
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002