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This list was submitted by Archangel on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 8:11 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
9Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
8Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
7Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
6Billy Graham February 21st, 201899
5Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
4Cicely TysonJanuary 28th, 202196
3Hal HolbrookJanuary 23rd, 202195
2Alan AldaAlive89
1Stephen Hawking March 13th, 201876
7 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998