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This list was submitted by McMurdoMan on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 10:49 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
9Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
8Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Walter MondaleApril 19th, 202193
5Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
4Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
3Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
2George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
1Orrin HatchApril 23rd, 202288
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003