This list was submitted by McMurdoMan on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 10:49 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | John Paul Stevens | July 16th, 2019 | 99 |
9 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
8 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
6 | Walter Mondale | April 19th, 2021 | 93 |
5 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
4 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
3 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
2 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
1 | Orrin Hatch | April 23rd, 2022 | 88 |
2 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003