This list was submitted by Dirt Diggler on Friday, December 29th, 2017 at 9:12 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
| 9 | Rosey Grier | Alive | 93 |
| 8 | Hal Holbrook | January 23rd, 2021 | 95 |
| 7 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
| 6 | Ruth Bader Ginsburg | September 18th, 2020 | 87 |
| 5 | Charlotte Rae | August 5th, 2018 | 92 |
| 4 | Ayatollah Khamenei | Alive | 86 |
| 3 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 2 | Don King | Alive | 94 |
| 1 | Pee Wee Herman | July 30th, 2023 | 70 |
| 5 points | 1 hit |
There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.
(d) January 17th, 2001