Northern Reaper List #1

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This list was submitted by northern reaper on Wednesday, December 27th, 2017 at 8:20 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
9Anthony HopkinsAlive87
8Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
7Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
6Barbara Bush April 17th, 201892
5George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
4Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
3Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
2Chuck NorrisAlive85
1Roman PolanskiAlive?
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998