BONK'S BODACIOUS CADAVERS

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This list was submitted by BONKED on Thursday, July 6th, 2017 at 8:17 PM PDT for The August 2017 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kim Jong-unAlive41
9Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
6Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
5Dolly PartonAlive78
4Willie NelsonAlive?
3Linda RonstadtAlive77
2Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
1Nancy PelosiAlive84
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998