BONK'S BODACIOUS CADAVERS

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This list was submitted by BONKED on Thursday, July 6th, 2017 at 8:17 PM PDT for The August 2017 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kim Jong-unAlive43
9Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
6Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
5Dolly PartonAlive80
4Willie NelsonAlive?
3Linda RonstadtAlive79
2Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
1Nancy PelosiAlive86
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Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998