BONK'S BODACIOUS CADAVERS

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This list was submitted by BONKED on Thursday, July 6th, 2017 at 8:17 PM PDT for The August 2017 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kim Jong-unAlive42
9Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
6Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
5Dolly PartonAlive79
4Willie NelsonAlive?
3Linda RonstadtAlive79
2Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
1Nancy PelosiAlive85
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Guess the Stiff!

He was Ireland's version of Jack Kevorkian, claiming to have helped some 50 people to die, and swearing he would kill himself. He went to Thailand to fulfill his promise, but returned upon discovering that euthanasia is illegal there too. Then he died in his sleep. What a schmuck.

(d) December 17th, 1998