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This list was submitted by bellesouth on Tuesday, January 17th, 2017 at 11:24 PM PST for The February 2017 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Javier de CuellarMarch 4th, 2020100
9Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
8Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
7Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
6Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
5George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
4Honor BlackmanApril 5th, 202094
3Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
2David ProwseNovember 28th, 202085
1Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
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Guess the Stiff!

"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998