Old White Guys Who Are Gonna Kick The Bucket

Share on Twitter Share on Facebook

This list was submitted by razorben on Thursday, December 29th, 2016 at 6:19 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
7Dick Van DykeAlive99
6William ShatnerAlive94
5Dick CheneyAlive84
4Keith RichardsAlive81
3Bernie MadoffApril 14th, 202182
2Alan GreenspanAlive99
1Monty Hall September 30th, 201796
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

(d) July 10th, 2019