Old White Guys Who Are Gonna Kick The Bucket

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This list was submitted by razorben on Thursday, December 29th, 2016 at 6:19 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
7Dick Van DykeAlive99
6William ShatnerAlive94
5Dick CheneyAlive84
4Keith RichardsAlive81
3Bernie MadoffApril 14th, 202182
2Alan GreenspanAlive99
1Monty Hall September 30th, 201796
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.

(d) November 21st, 2000