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This list was submitted by nevermore on Tuesday, December 27th, 2016 at 7:54 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth IIAlive96
9Clint EastwoodAlive92
8Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
7Steven MorrisseyAlive63
6Jim CarreyAlive?
5Ginger BakerOctober 6th, 201980
4Bernie MadoffApril 14th, 202182
3Jack NicholsonAlive85
2Richard SimmonsAlive?
1Brian MayAlive74
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Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000