This list was submitted by nevermore on Tuesday, December 27th, 2016 at 7:54 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Queen Elizabeth II | Alive | 96 |
9 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 92 |
8 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
7 | Steven Morrissey | Alive | 63 |
6 | Jim Carrey | Alive | ? |
5 | Ginger Baker | October 6th, 2019 | 80 |
4 | Bernie Madoff | April 14th, 2021 | 82 |
3 | Jack Nicholson | Alive | 85 |
2 | Richard Simmons | Alive | ? |
1 | Brian May | Alive | 74 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000