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This list was submitted by nevermore on Tuesday, December 27th, 2016 at 7:54 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
9Clint EastwoodAlive96
8Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
7Steven MorrisseyAlive67
6Jim CarreyAlive?
5Ginger BakerOctober 6th, 201980
4Bernie MadoffApril 14th, 202182
3Jack NicholsonAlive89
2Richard SimmonsJuly 13th, 202476
1Brian MayAlive79
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Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013