Old Balls

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This list was submitted by Brown Widow on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 10:12 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Mortgage Hell 2016 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Abe Vigoda January 26th, 201694
3Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
2Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
1Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002