This list was submitted by theappointment on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 4:39 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Glen Campbell | August 8th, 2017 | 81 |
| 9 | Donald Trump | Alive | 80 |
| 8 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
| 7 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 89 |
| 6 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
| 5 | Ozzy Osbourne | July 22nd, 2025 | 76 |
| 4 | Flavor Flav | Alive | 67 |
| 3 | Barbara Bush | April 17th, 2018 | 92 |
| 2 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 100 |
| 1 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998