This list was submitted by JAKE on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015 at 9:54 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Franco Zeffirelli | June 15th, 2019 | 96 |
| 9 | Adam West | June 10th, 2017 | 88 |
| 8 | Jack Nicholson | Alive | 89 |
| 7 | Billie King | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Don King | Alive | 94 |
| 5 | Katherine Jackson | Alive | 96 |
| 4 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
| 3 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 2 | Vanessa Redgrave | Alive | 89 |
| 1 | Mamie Van Doren | Alive | 95 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003