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This list was submitted by CHAD on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 8:16 AM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Little Jimmy Dickens January 2nd, 201594
9John DingellFebruary 7th, 201992
8Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
7George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
6Whitey BulgerOctober 30th, 201889
5Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
4O.J. SimpsonApril 10th, 202476
3Larry StorchJuly 8th, 202299
2B. B. King May 14th, 201589
1Stuart Scott January 4th, 201549
13 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998