This list was submitted by humanmeal on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014 at 8:22 AM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Adam West | June 10th, 2017 | 88 |
9 | Robert Redford | Alive | 88 |
8 | Burt Bacharach | February 8th, 2023 | 94 |
7 | June Lockhart | Alive | ? |
6 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
5 | Paul McCartney | Alive | 83 |
4 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
3 | Bill Moyers | Alive | ? |
2 | Barbara Walters | December 30th, 2022 | 93 |
1 | Hugh Downs | July 1st, 2020 | 99 |
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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003