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This list was submitted by humanmeal on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014 at 8:22 AM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Adam WestJune 10th, 201788
9Robert RedfordAlive88
8Burt BacharachFebruary 8th, 202394
7June LockhartAlive?
6Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
5Paul McCartneyAlive83
4Dick Van DykeAlive99
3Bill MoyersAlive?
2Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
1Hugh DownsJuly 1st, 202099
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003