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This list was submitted by BodyFarmBound on Friday, February 1st, 2013 at 8:28 PM PST for The Dennis Johnson Three Bagger.

This list is in the BloatandFloated Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
9Don PardoAugust 18th, 201496
8I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
7Helmut SchmidtNovember 10th, 201596
6Joan FontaineDecember 15th, 201396
5Al MolinaroOctober 29th, 201596
4Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
3Efrem ZimbalistMay 2nd, 201495
2Marty AllenFebruary 12th, 201895
1Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999