Gary Carter, Thanks for the Cash

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This list was submitted by Ghost of Stiffs Past on Thursday, January 31st, 2013 at 11:49 AM PST for The February 2013 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Van Cliburn February 27th, 201378
9Doris LessingNovember 17th, 201394
8Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
7Ron JeremyAlive72
6Ray PriceDecember 16th, 201387
5Billy Sol Estes May 14th, 201388
4Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
3I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
2C. Everett Koop February 25th, 201396
1Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
21 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003