Martha's second list

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This list was submitted by Martha on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 4:58 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the The Rent is Too Damn High Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
9Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
8Mikhail Kalashnikov December 23rd, 201394
7Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
6Robin RobertsAlive64
5Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
4Patty Andrews January 30th, 201394
3Dear Abby January 16th, 201394
2Harry F. Byrd, Jr. July 30th, 201398
1Roger Ebert April 4th, 201370
33 points 7 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013