This list was submitted by Rat Bastard on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 2:56 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ray Price | December 16th, 2013 | 87 |
| 9 | Bonnie Franklin | March 1st, 2013 | 69 |
| 8 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 7 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 6 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 5 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 4 | Lawrence Walsh | March 19th, 2014 | 102 |
| 3 | James Garner | July 19th, 2014 | 86 |
| 2 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
| 1 | Merle Haggard | April 6th, 2016 | 79 |
| 24 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003