Johnnie Cochran
If he doesn't breathe, you must bereave.
- Name
- Johnnie Cochran
- Birthday
- October 2, 1937
- Age
- 67
- Died on
- Tuesday, March 29th, 2005
- Famous
- Confirmed
- Wednesday, August 26th, 1998
- Tags
- lawyer
If he doesn't breathe, you must bereave.
In 1999, he was convicted of the attempted rape of a 14 year old Cree girl. Yeah, yeah - we know. That's the OTHER Jack Ramsay - the politician from Canada. But that was what we got when we looked him up, and we'll be damned if we're reading another 2 paragraphs on the Internet. Last night was 2 for 1 margarita night at Pepe's Palace, and we couldn't control ourselves. Massive hangover. So instead of some basketball guy, you get a Canadian rapist. Sorry. We'll do better next time.
(d) April 27th, 2014