Johnnie Cochran has been played on 14 lists, including 13 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Filthy Fucking Whores | filthy whore | 5 | 32 |
| 2. | Death Soup: Death Troll | MJ and Friends | 5 | 30 |
| 3. | Ghoulash | Ghoulash | 5 | 29 |
| 4. | Cubby 2 | Loki | 4 | 28 |
| 5. | Wracked's Wormwood Cocktail | Wracked | 4 | 26 |
| 6. | Loki 2 | Loki | 3 | 22 |
| 7. | Ph.DeathSquire 2 | USER01907 | 3 | 22 |
| 8. | Ph.DeathSquire 3 | USER01907 | 3 | 20 |
| 9. | Cubby 1 | Loki | 3 | 17 |
| 10. | Loki 1 | Loki | 3 | 17 |
| 11. | Cubby 3 | Loki | 2 | 19 |
| 12. | Loki 3 | Loki | 2 | 19 |
| 13. | Skunkhair #2 | skunkhair | 1 | 10 |
A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.
(d) February 3rd, 1999