Johnnie Cochran has been played on 14 lists, including 13 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Filthy Fucking Whores | filthy whore | 5 | 32 |
| 2. | Death Soup: Death Troll | MJ and Friends | 5 | 30 |
| 3. | Ghoulash | Ghoulash | 5 | 29 |
| 4. | Cubby 2 | Loki | 4 | 28 |
| 5. | Wracked's Wormwood Cocktail | Wracked | 4 | 26 |
| 6. | Loki 2 | Loki | 3 | 22 |
| 7. | Ph.DeathSquire 2 | USER01907 | 3 | 22 |
| 8. | Ph.DeathSquire 3 | USER01907 | 3 | 20 |
| 9. | Cubby 1 | Loki | 3 | 17 |
| 10. | Loki 1 | Loki | 3 | 17 |
| 11. | Cubby 3 | Loki | 2 | 19 |
| 12. | Loki 3 | Loki | 2 | 19 |
| 13. | Skunkhair #2 | skunkhair | 1 | 10 |
It's pretty tough to beat "May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose".
(d) January 2nd, 2015