This list was submitted by Wracked on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 4:38 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | William Rehnquist | September 3rd, 2005 | 80 |
| 9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 8 | Art Modell | September 6th, 2012 | 87 |
| 7 | Muammar Gaddafi | October 20th, 2011 | 69 |
| 6 | Simon Wiesenthal | September 20th, 2005 | 96 |
| 5 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 4 | Sandra Dee | February 20th, 2005 | 62 |
| 3 | Johnnie Cochran | March 29th, 2005 | 67 |
| 2 | Merle Haggard | April 6th, 2016 | 79 |
| 1 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 32 points | 5 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000