Exploding Brain MATTer 2 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER05848 on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 1:45 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Denver Stiffs Boneyard.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Ralph Nader	Alive	?
9	John Paul Stevens	July 16th, 2019	99
8	Pope Benedict XVI	Alive	94
7	Henry Aaron	January 22nd, 2021	86
6	King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud	January 22nd, 2015	90
5	Penny Marshall	December 18th, 2018	75
4	Ozzy Osbourne	Alive	73
3	Helen Thomas	July 20th, 2013	92
2	Margaret Thatcher	April 8th, 2013	87
1	Billy Graham	February 21st, 2018	99
5 points		2 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021