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This list was submitted by USER05848 on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 1:45 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Denver Stiffs Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ralph NaderAlive?
9John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
8Pope Benedict XVIAlive94
7Henry AaronJanuary 22nd, 202186
6King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz Al SaudJanuary 22nd, 201590
5Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
4Ozzy OsbourneAlive73
3Helen Thomas July 20th, 201392
2Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021