This list was submitted by Mikevictory on Tuesday, January 31st, 2012 at 7:35 PM PST for The February 2012 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 84 |
| 9 | Desmond Tutu | December 26th, 2021 | 90 |
| 8 | Frederik de Klerk | November 11th, 2021 | ? |
| 7 | Don Imus | December 27th, 2019 | 79 |
| 6 | Ivan Demyanyuk | March 17th, 2012 | 91 |
| 5 | Bashar al-Assad | Alive | 59 |
| 4 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
| 3 | Roger Waters | Alive | 81 |
| 2 | Mike Ditka | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Charles Barkley | Alive | ? |
| 6 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021