Scumbags, Scoundrels, and Murderers

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This list was submitted by deegt on Thursday, March 31st, 2011 at 3:48 PM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Muammar GaddafiOctober 20th, 201169
9Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
8Kim Jong-ilDecember 18th, 201170
7Dick CheneyAlive84
6Ivan DemyanyukMarch 17th, 201291
5Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
4Phyllis SchlaflySeptember 5th, 201692
3Pat RobertsonJune 8th, 202393
2Rush LimbaughFebruary 17th, 202170
1Glenn BeckAlive61
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Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013