Hurry-Up and DIE!

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This list was submitted by BrumtownMangler on Sunday, March 27th, 2011 at 5:18 PM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.

This list is in the Barzini's Boneyard Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
6Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
5Charlie SheenAlive60
4Steven TylerAlive78
3Courtney LoveAlive61
2Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
1Miley CyrusAlive33
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014