Hurry-Up and DIE!

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This list was submitted by BrumtownMangler on Sunday, March 27th, 2011 at 5:18 PM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.

This list is in the Barzini's Boneyard Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
6Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
5Charlie SheenAlive60
4Steven TylerAlive77
3Courtney LoveAlive61
2Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
1Miley CyrusAlive32
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Georgia's irrepressible segregationist, who defied the 1964 Civil Rights Act by chasing three black students from his restaurant with a gun. Given twenty days to desegregate, Maddox chose instead to close and sell the place, for which they made him Governor. Later, after his political career waned, he attempted to update his image by launching a nightclub comedy act with a black ex-con he had pardoned while in office. They were billed as "The Governor and the Dishwasher." We're not making this up.

(d) June 25th, 2003