Dancing on WOHLERTS GRAVE

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This list was submitted by onefunsob on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 7:15 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the onefunsob Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Liz Taylor March 23rd, 201179
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Harmon Killebrew May 17th, 201174
6Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
5Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
4Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
3Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
2Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
1Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
25 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998