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This list was submitted by Bugs and Bones on Thursday, December 16th, 2010 at 3:53 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9Helen ThomasJuly 20th, 201392
8Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
5Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
4Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
3Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
2Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
1Liz Taylor March 23rd, 201179
10 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999