This list was submitted by Bugs and Bones on Thursday, December 16th, 2010 at 3:53 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
9 | Helen Thomas | July 20th, 2013 | 92 |
8 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
6 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
5 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
4 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
3 | Ruth Bader Ginsburg | September 18th, 2020 | 87 |
2 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
1 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
10 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999