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This list was submitted by nrubsol on Tuesday, December 14th, 2010 at 11:57 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
9Adam WestJune 10th, 201788
8Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
7Burt ReynoldsSeptember 6th, 201882
6Michael DouglasAlive80
5Liza MinnelliAlive79
4Clint EastwoodAlive95
3Liz Taylor March 23rd, 201179
2Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
1Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021