Goulart Death List 1

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This list was submitted by Chris Goulart on Saturday, December 11th, 2010 at 7:47 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
8Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
5Dick Van DykeAlive99
4Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
3Glynis JohnsJanuary 4th, 2024100
2Mike WallaceApril 7th, 201293
1Michael ConstantineAugust 31st, 202194
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005