Masters of Self Destruction

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This list was submitted by MadamePrognosticateFinis on Tuesday, May 25th, 2010 at 7:37 PM PDT for The Ted Dekker Memorial Three-Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
9Lindsay LohanAlive40
8Rush LimbaughFebruary 17th, 202170
7Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
6Verne TroyerApril 21st, 201849
5Ayman al-ZawahiriJuly 30th, 2022?
4Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
3Liza MinnelliAlive80
2Not Famous 
1Whitney HoustonFebruary 11th, 201248
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Guess the Stiff!

Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."

(d) August 12th, 2002