Masters of Self Destruction

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This list was submitted by MadamePrognosticateFinis on Tuesday, May 25th, 2010 at 7:37 PM PDT for The Ted Dekker Memorial Three-Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
9Lindsay LohanAlive40
8Rush LimbaughFebruary 17th, 202170
7Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
6Verne TroyerApril 21st, 201849
5Ayman al-ZawahiriJuly 30th, 2022?
4Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
3Liza MinnelliAlive80
2Not Famous 
1Whitney HoustonFebruary 11th, 201248
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Guess the Stiff!

He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

(d) July 10th, 2019