This list was submitted by shorty7ft on Tuesday, December 29th, 2009 at 10:48 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
| 9 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
| 8 | Sargent Shriver | January 18th, 2011 | 95 |
| 7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 6 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
| 5 | Courtney Love | Alive | 62 |
| 4 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
| 3 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
| 2 | Ozzy Osbourne | July 22nd, 2025 | 76 |
| 1 | Al Davis | October 8th, 2011 | 82 |
| 14 points | 2 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014