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This list was submitted by GregDean on Sunday, December 27th, 2009 at 6:00 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
9Pete SeegerJanuary 27th, 201494
8J.D. Salinger January 27th, 201091
7Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
6C. Everett KoopFebruary 25th, 201396
5Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Chemical Ali January 25th, 201068
2Sargent ShriverJanuary 18th, 201195
1Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999