2. I LOVE THE DEAD — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER00070 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 at 11:04 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Ariel Sharon	January 11th, 2014	85
9	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
8	Vaclav Havel	December 18th, 2011	75
7	Andy Williams	September 26th, 2012	84
6	Mickey Rooney	April 6th, 2014	93
5	Ronnie Biggs	December 18th, 2013	84
4	Muhammad Ali	June 3rd, 2016	74
3	Liz Taylor	March 23rd, 2011	79
2	Pat Summerall	April 16th, 2013	82
1	Liza Minnelli	Alive	79
0 points		0 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?

Yeah, what?

Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?

What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.

No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002