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This list was submitted by USER00750 on Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 at 9:50 PM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
9Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
8Seve BallesterosMay 7th, 201154
7Patrick Swayze September 14th, 200957
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
4Sargent ShriverJanuary 18th, 201195
3Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
2Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
1John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999