Going for the Mold — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Doozy on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 11:03 AM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Ariel Sharon	January 11th, 2014	85
9	Billy Graham	February 21st, 2018	99
8	Chemical Ali	January 25th, 2010	68
7	Art Linkletter	May 26th, 2010	97
6	King Sihanouk	October 14th, 2012	89
5	Dick Van Dyke	Alive	100
4	Carl Reiner	June 29th, 2020	98
3	Louis Farrakhan	Alive	93
2	Walter Cronkite	July 17th, 2009	92
1	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
0 points		0 hits

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002