Here are the standings for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool, which ran from January 1st, 2008 to December 31st, 2008. The participants in this game created 644 lists featuring 659 potential stiffs, 53 of whom took the long dirt nap during this game.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Justin Hale 03 | USER01531 | 8 | 38 |
| 2. | Potted Plant 3 | DePressED | 7 | 35 |
| 3. | E-Brake1: Comas Are Overrated | E-Brake | 6 | 40 |
| 4. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Westerner | FTG | 6 | 39 |
| 5. | Justin Hale 02 | USER01531 | 6 | 38 |
| 6. | Justin Hale 05 | USER01531 | 6 | 38 |
| 7. | Justin Hale 01 | USER01531 | 6 | 37 |
| 8. | Justin Hale 04 | USER01531 | 6 | 35 |
| 9. | DePressED09 | USER02838 | 6 | 33 |
| 10. | !! | 000002 | 6 | 31 |
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Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021