This list was submitted by DJ Badger on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 5:21 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Kirk Douglas||February 5th, 2020||103|
|9||Mike Wallace||April 7th, 2012||93|
|8||Mickey Rooney||April 6th, 2014||93|
|7||Carol Channing||January 15th, 2019||97|
|6||Jerry Lewis||August 20th, 2017||91|
|5||Dick Van Dyke||Alive||97|
|4||Tony Curtis||September 29th, 2010||85|
|3||Dick Clark||April 18th, 2012||82|
|2||Lauren Bacall||August 12th, 2014||89|
|1||Nancy Reagan||March 6th, 2016||94|
|0 points||0 hits|
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999