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This list was submitted by DJ Badger on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 5:21 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Mike WallaceApril 7th, 201293
8Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
7Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
6Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
5Dick Van DykeAlive97
4Tony CurtisSeptember 29th, 201085
3Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
2Lauren BacallAugust 12th, 201489
1Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999