This list was submitted by USER00382 on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 9:20 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Blake Edwards | December 16th, 2010 | 88 |
| 9 | Gene Wilder | August 29th, 2016 | 83 |
| 8 | Ralph Stanley | June 23rd, 2016 | 89 |
| 7 | Larry Hagman | November 23rd, 2012 | 81 |
| 6 | Shelley Berman | September 1st, 2017 | 92 |
| 5 | David Crosby | January 19th, 2023 | 81 |
| 4 | Julie Andrews | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Eddie Van Halen | October 6th, 2020 | 65 |
| 2 | Britney Spears | Alive | 44 |
| 1 | O.J. Simpson | April 10th, 2024 | 76 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998