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This list was submitted by USER00382 on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 9:20 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Blake EdwardsDecember 16th, 201088
9Gene WilderAugust 29th, 201683
8Ralph StanleyJune 23rd, 201689
7Larry HagmanNovember 23rd, 201281
6Shelley BermanSeptember 1st, 201792
5David CrosbyJanuary 19th, 202381
4Julie AndrewsAlive?
3Eddie Van HalenOctober 6th, 202065
2Britney SpearsAlive44
1O.J. SimpsonApril 10th, 202476
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998