Bearded Walks
Bakers Dawdle
A Braked Welds
Sometimes when we can't think of anything funny to say, we just come up with anagrams for the dead guys name.
Bad Walks Deer
Dead Bark Slew
This is one of those times.
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998