This list was submitted by Cash From Cancer on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 at 5:24 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
9 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
8 | George Clinton | Alive | ? |
7 | John McCain | August 25th, 2018 | 81 |
6 | Courtney Love | Alive | 61 |
5 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
4 | James Brown | December 25th, 2006 | 73 |
3 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
2 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 84 |
1 | Diego Maradona | November 25th, 2020 | 60 |
10 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021