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This list was submitted by Cash From Cancer on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 at 5:24 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
9Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
8George ClintonAlive?
7John McCainAugust 25th, 201881
6Courtney LoveAlive61
5Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
4James BrownDecember 25th, 200673
3B. B. King May 14th, 201589
2Dick CheneyAlive84
1Diego MaradonaNovember 25th, 202060
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021