This list was submitted by USER00281 on Sunday, December 28th, 2003 at 3:28 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jack LaLanne | January 23rd, 2011 | 96 |
| 9 | Elroy Hirsch | January 28th, 2004 | 80 |
| 8 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
| 7 | Corey Haim | March 10th, 2010 | 38 |
| 6 | Courtney Love | Alive | 61 |
| 5 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
| 4 | Hamid Karzai | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Joe Jackson (Michaels Dad) | June 27th, 2018 | 89 |
| 2 | Ricardo Montalban | January 14th, 2009 | 88 |
| 1 | Scott Weiland | December 3rd, 2015 | 48 |
| 9 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998