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This list was submitted by USER00281 on Sunday, December 28th, 2003 at 3:28 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jack LaLanneJanuary 23rd, 201196
9Elroy Hirsch January 28th, 200480
8Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
7Corey HaimMarch 10th, 201038
6Courtney LoveAlive61
5Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
4Hamid KarzaiAlive?
3Joe Jackson (Michaels Dad)June 27th, 201889
2Ricardo MontalbanJanuary 14th, 200988
1Scott WeilandDecember 3rd, 201548
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

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