| 1. | Madam Spankalot | DePressED | 3 | 18 |
| 2. | DePressED7 | DePressED | 3 | 17 |
| 3. | MA 7: The State Vegetable of California | USER01375 | 3 | 14 |
| 4. | Barry Bonds | DePressED | 2 | 18 |
| 5. | DePressED5 | DePressED | 2 | 18 |
| 6. | Nurseboy 2 | Nurseboy | 2 | 17 |
| 7. | ZoomMaster | DePressED | 2 | 17 |
| 8. | And Then There Were None | DePressED | 2 | 16 |
| 9. | MA15: And Bobby Bonds Can Play for Everyone | USER01375 | 2 | 16 |
| 10. | Savannah Star | DePressED | 2 | 15 |
| 11. | Barbie Spreadum | DePressED | 2 | 14 |
| 12. | DePressED3 | DePressED | 2 | 14 |
| 13. | Die2H | USER01161 | 2 | 14 |
| 14. | DePressED4 | DePressED | 2 | 13 |
| 15. | DePressED9 | DePressED | 2 | 13 |
| 16. | The Tampa Bay Buccaneers | DePressED | 2 | 13 |
| 17. | Cherry Roberts | DePressED | 2 | 12 |
| 18. | DO NOT USE COMMAS OR QUOTE MARKS | rwt | 2 | 12 |
| 19. | Chad - Ok Johnny, I Will Let You Down | USER01115 | 2 | 10 |
| 20. | DePressED2 | DePressED | 2 | 10 |
| 21. | Don Pescado - Slabdwellers Wanted | USER01513 | 2 | 10 |
| 22. | Sawney Bean's 10 Corpse Meal | USER01315 | 2 | 10 |
| 23. | Venus Lovemotion | DePressED | 2 | 10 |
| 24. | MA 9: Warren/Oates tribute: Lighten up, Francis | USER01375 | 2 | 9 |
| 25. | DePressED6 | DePressED | 2 | 8 |
| 26. | MA 2: Issue #1--Tom Laughlin's Health! | USER01375 | 2 | 6 |
| 27. | Wild John's Triumphant Return | USER01057 | 2 | 5 |
| 28. | Bart and DJ - List 6 | USER01577 | 1 | 10 |
| 29. | Die2E | USER01161 | 1 | 10 |
| 30. | will live forever | USER01606 | 1 | 10 |
| 31. | Anonymous | USER00750 | 1 | 9 |
| 32. | The William Morris Agency | USER01809 | 1 | 9 |
| 33. | Wave Bye Bye | USER00750 | 1 | 9 |
| 34. | Die2G | USER01161 | 1 | 8 |
| 35. | Midwest Morgue Mogul Gigi | USER00624 | 1 | 8 |
| 36. | PottedPlant2 | DePressED | 1 | 8 |
| 37. | Tonya Slickbooty | DePressED | 1 | 8 |
| 38. | Tsuga - Funky Ceili | Tsuga | 1 | 8 |
| 39. | Great Green Orb: Blue Light | USER01431 | 1 | 7 |
| 40. | I Wish Jason Robards Could Die Again | USER00750 | 1 | 7 |
| 41. | Rotting Away in Margaritaville | USER01315 | 1 | 7 |
| 42. | I Would Have Made A Good Pope | USER00750 | 1 | 6 |
| 43. | MA 1: March Mortality Madness | USER01375 | 1 | 5 |
| 44. | Paddy O'Bitchery 1 | USER00059 | 1 | 5 |
| 45. | Great Green Orb: Suitable Case For Treatment | USER01431 | 1 | 4 |
| 46. | Great Green Orb: Queen Bee | USER01431 | 1 | 3 |
| 47. | Great Green Orb: One Way Ticket To Midnight | USER01431 | 1 | 2 |
| 48. | MA13: Hello Pontiff--A Guten Yuntif! | USER01375 | 1 | 2 |
| 49. | Oldies but Goodies | USER01315 | 1 | 2 |
| 50. | Great Green Orb: Radar Rider | USER01431 | 0 | 0 |
| 51. | Great Green Orb: True Companion | USER01431 | 0 | 0 |
| 52. | MA 3: Goodbye, city life! | USER01375 | 0 | 0 |
| 53. | MA 8: Survived by wife Betty and son Bam-Bam | USER01375 | 0 | 0 |
| 54. | MA16: Couldn't she just have used the Chunnel? | USER01375 | 0 | 0 |
| 55. | March Gladness | Frankie Pentangeli | 0 | 0 |
| 56. | Moraxian - Something Sick | Moraxian | 0 | 0 |
| 57. | Necro Phil's Ten Little Celebs | USER01371 | 0 | 0 |
| 58. | NUN SHALL PASS | USER00283 | 0 | 0 |
| 59. | Nurseboy 4 | Nurseboy | 0 | 0 |
| 60. | Paddy O'Bitchery 3 | USER00059 | 0 | 0 |
| 61. | Tusga - The Sky Was Yellow and the Sun Was Blue | Tsuga | 0 | 0 |