This list was submitted by Frankie Pentangeli on Friday, February 28th, 2003 at 3:29 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Larry Kramer | May 27th, 2020 | 84 |
| 9 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 8 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 6 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 5 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 4 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 2 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 1 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
| 6 points | 2 hits |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000