This list was submitted by DePressED on Friday, February 28th, 2003 at 10:31 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bobby Bonds | August 23rd, 2003 | 57 |
| 9 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 8 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
| 7 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 6 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 5 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 4 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
| 3 | Larry Doby | June 18th, 2003 | 79 |
| 2 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
| 1 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 27 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998