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This list was submitted by USER01161 on Friday, February 28th, 2003 at 11:44 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
9Warren ZevonSeptember 7th, 200356
8Carol Shields July 16th, 200368
7Barney KesselMay 6th, 200480
6Bobby Bonds August 23rd, 200357
5Skeeter DavisSeptember 19th, 200472
4Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
3Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
2Elisabeth Kubler-RossAugust 24th, 200478
1Patsy RamseyJune 24th, 200649
24 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021