This list was submitted by USER01161 on Friday, February 28th, 2003 at 11:44 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
9 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
8 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
7 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
6 | Bobby Bonds | August 23rd, 2003 | 57 |
5 | Skeeter Davis | September 19th, 2004 | 72 |
4 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
3 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
2 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
1 | Patsy Ramsey | June 24th, 2006 | 49 |
24 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021