Simon Wiesenthal has been played on 317 lists, including 63 lists in The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
He was the official Santa Claus to six U.S. Presidents, with 38 Santa outfits, and a year-round Yuletide display, and yet, no one ever questioned his sanity. Then, the very day after he ho-ho-hoed his last ...
(d) July 1st, 1998