This list was submitted by Chicken at Tresky's on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 6:27 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
9 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
8 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
7 | Michelangelo Antonioni | July 30th, 2007 | 94 |
6 | Simon Wiesenthal | September 20th, 2005 | 96 |
5 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
4 | Alistair Cooke | March 30th, 2004 | 95 |
3 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
2 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
1 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
18 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003