Wracked's Lambs To The Slaughter

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This list was submitted by Wracked on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 4:05 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Janet Leigh October 3rd, 200477
9Billy PrestonJune 6th, 200659
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Johnny Oates December 24th, 200458
6Artie Shaw December 30th, 200494
5Tariq AzizJune 5th, 201579
4Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
3Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
2Pervez MusharrafFebruary 5th, 202379
1Simon WiesenthalSeptember 20th, 200596
27 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002