Roger Joseph Ebert has been played on 361 lists, including 50 lists in The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | 2007 Feasting Maggots 1 | Feasting Maggots | 4 | 25 |
| 2. | Justin Hale 07 | USER01531 | 4 | 20 |
| 3. | Justin Hale 09 | USER01531 | 4 | 19 |
| 4. | Valhallelujah | Barker J. Wagtail | 3 | 23 |
| 5. | Die 4 Me Willya 2007 | Chickeyd | 3 | 21 |
| 6. | I Can't Win If You Don't Die 3 | USER01728 | 3 | 20 |
| 7. | Revenge | USER00750 | 3 | 20 |
| 8. | ERH Old N Busted | evilredhead | 3 | 19 |
| 9. | Justin Hale 17 | USER01531 | 3 | 19 |
| 10. | RLE-Funky Odor Col Medina | USER01919 | 3 | 19 |
| 11. | Justin Hale 11 | USER01531 | 3 | 17 |
| 12. | Justin Hale 18 | USER01531 | 3 | 17 |
| 13. | Justin Hale 01 | USER01531 | 3 | 16 |
| 14. | Justin Hale 04 | USER01531 | 3 | 16 |
| 15. | Justin Hale 10 | USER01531 | 3 | 16 |
| 16. | Justin Hale 13 | USER01531 | 3 | 16 |
| 17. | Justin Hale 15 | USER01531 | 3 | 16 |
| 18. | the mick 4 | TheMick1 | 3 | 16 |
| 19. | Guess Who Died? 3 | ZUSER01484 | 3 | 15 |
| 20. | Justin Hale 02 | USER01531 | 3 | 15 |
| 21. | Justin Hale 08 | USER01531 | 3 | 15 |
| 22. | Justin Hale 06 | USER01531 | 3 | 14 |
| 23. | Death Soup: Death Troll | MJ and Friends | 3 | 12 |
| 24. | Excuse Me For Coffin #4 | EMFCoffin | 3 | 11 |
| 25. | xyzzy-3 | RoloTomassi | 3 | 11 |
| 26. | Telemachus | USER02191 | 2 | 15 |
| 27. | TOES UP #1 | USER02025 | 2 | 15 |
| 28. | Tsuga - Dark Star Crashes | Tsuga | 2 | 15 |
| 29. | Justin Hale 05 | USER01531 | 2 | 14 |
| 30. | Justin Hale 03 | USER01531 | 2 | 12 |
| 31. | Justin Hale 12 | USER01531 | 2 | 12 |
| 32. | Justin Hale 14 | USER01531 | 2 | 12 |
| 33. | SLGUY3 | USER01952 | 2 | 12 |
| 34. | Canary in a Coal Mine | Roger Gowiththrottleup | 2 | 11 |
| 35. | dingy3 | me first | 2 | 11 |
| 36. | Camas | Dear John | 2 | 10 |
| 37. | Mortal Coil | Pining for the Fjords | 2 | 10 |
| 38. | Justin Hale 16 | USER01531 | 2 | 9 |
| 39. | jamona | bruinmom | 2 | 7 |
| 40. | xyzzy-2 | RoloTomassi | 2 | 7 |
| 41. | Loki III | Loki | 1 | 10 |
| 42. | Death-Wheel In The Sky | JayRockers! | 1 | 9 |
| 43. | Wracked Leftover Spirit Points Balance | Wracked | 1 | 8 |
| 44. | John D 1 | Jon00060 | 1 | 7 |
| 45. | Katy's Failed Attempt VII | USER00881 | 1 | 7 |
| 46. | Ghoul Girl I | Ghoul Girl | 1 | 5 |
| 47. | John D 3 | Jon00060 | 1 | 5 |
| 48. | John D 2 | Jon00060 | 1 | 2 |
| 49. | Lady Die's Doomed Roster | Lady Die | 0 | 0 |
| 50. | Mortal Sinners | USER02385 | 0 | 0 |
The guy was a soldier for 35 years, including being the Secretary of State and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and somehow didn't know not to use an AOL email address to send dirty messages to some chick who wasn't your wife of SIXTY YEARS? COME ON!
(d) October 18th, 2021