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This list was submitted by USER02191 on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 3:35 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
9Luciano Pavarotti September 6th, 200771
8Harold PinterDecember 24th, 200878
7John ForsytheApril 1st, 201092
6Roger EbertApril 4th, 201370
5Lady Bird Johnson July 11th, 200794
4Jackie CooperMay 3rd, 201188
3Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
2Sammy BaughDecember 17th, 200894
1John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
24 points 3 hits 


Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003