This list was submitted by USER02191 on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 3:35 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Brooke Astor||August 13th, 2007||105|
|9||Luciano Pavarotti||September 6th, 2007||71|
|8||Harold Pinter||December 24th, 2008||78|
|7||John Forsythe||April 1st, 2010||92|
|6||Roger Ebert||April 4th, 2013||70|
|5||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|4||Jackie Cooper||May 3rd, 2011||88|
|3||Harry Morgan||December 7th, 2011||96|
|2||Sammy Baugh||December 17th, 2008||94|
|1||John Paul Stevens||July 16th, 2019||99|
|24 points||3 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003